
True story: I got home from work the other day and this is what greeted me. For obvious reasons, I call this picture "Waiting for Santa."
If you'll please indulge me, it got me to thinking of what Andy and my "kids" would write, if they could write letters to Santa Claus.
This is what I came up with.
Dear Santa,This year for Christmas, please bring me a plush duck with a squeaker, a new tennis ball and a rawhide bone. I have been a very good boy this year. At least I think I've been a good boy. Now I'm not so sure. I've been a good boy, right? Oh, please Santa, tell me I've been a good boy. Please, please, puh-LEEZE say I've been good!!!!!
Love,
Jack

Dear Santa,
You WILL bring me a can of tuna and catnip. End of story.
Sincerely,
Boo-Boo.
You WILL bring me a can of tuna and catnip. End of story.
Sincerely,
Boo-Boo.

Dear Santa,
Play? PLAY!!!!!! Play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. Fall over. Sleep.
-T
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